Ross is back, Space Cadets, and he has tales from HawaiiCon!!! Along with ConTales (not to be confused with Chemtrails), we're talking placebo and the value of material goods vs. spending your money on experiences. We close it up with a little book talk (Steve! Give me back my copy of "The Wanting Seed!") and a big announcement about [drum roll, please] the next installment of The SoT Book Club! That's right--we're following up "Binti" with "Binti Home!" Will we then move on to "Lolita"? Maybe we'd best save that for 2018.