So, like nobody's been looking at my blog today. Did everybody get lives? C'mon, you're missing out on all the good Anna Nicole dirt. I was sad originally, but now I've wallowed in the muck and come out a much worse, but happier, person. And I had more M&Ms. I can't help it. It's just so damn cold.
¶ TMZ has "ANNA'S DEATH FRIDGE!" Yup, it's Anna's fridge. They also have "ANNA NICOLE SMITH: THE 911 TAPES"
¶ Extra gives us today's daddy: former Smith bodyguard Alexander Denk.
¶ So far, in an unscientific "Rosserford.com poll!", Warren Christopher is your choice for baby-daddy, with 2 votes. But, then, nobody's been looking at my blog today. Because you all got lives. Or maybe the ticky is just broken. Keep the votes coming! If we get more baby-daddies, I may even add them to the poll. I'm also thinking of including the "the son was the dad" theory and the "All You Zombies-post-op transexual Dannielynn travels back through time to become her own father" theory. I'm not sure that one's been picked up by the national media yet.
Coherent thought? Not me. Not now.
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