Saturday crap.

So, here's a little insight into my process. I started to write that last 'Insight' entry about Harry Potter's butt, and four-legged ducks, and Bobby Trendy, oh and Congress passing the anti-surge resolution. Then something in my head went "Goddamn non-binding resolution. Stupid Congress." So then I put all that stuff, and thought: "Hey, that looks really weird and kinda dumb next to Harry Potter's butt." So I cut out all the butt stuff and just made it all ranty. That's mostly where all those strident posts came from. I'm feeling better now, with that out of my system. Plus, I bought American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile at Best Buy, so now I have nudity to look forward to. I feel comfortable being honest about that otherwise embarassing purchase since I still have to watch a Russian gangster movie, as well as a documentary about L.A. gangs this weekend. Man does not live by artsy shit alone.

Meanwhile, in our Anna Nicole poll, Bobby Trendy and Howard K. have gained some ground, pulling at about 20% a piece, while the shut-out for Shane Gibson and Larry Birkhead continues. 'Bilhouse' has asked me to include Bill Maher in the poll, and 'jake' would like to be included himself. These, frankly, aren't credible choices and I won't have this poll made a mockery of.

¶ Uhm...so, is anybody else interested in Daniel Radcliffe's ass? If so, you can find it here. The picture is included in a legit news story about his premiere in Equus, so you don't have to feel too pervy. I'll now refrain from making any 'Chamber of Secrets', or 'Deathly Hallows' cracks. And I'll avoid any puns involving the word 'crack'. God, asses are fun.

¶ This duck has four legs. I think ducks are cute. I further think that ducks with four legs are twice as cute.

¶ Perhaps I spoke too soon mocking the House's non-binding Iraq resolution: the Senate couldn't even come to an agreement today about bringing the non-binding resolution to a vote.

Comments

[Shan]

I'd seen the duck earlier today- and as you say it is doubly cute! I want to adopt it and take it places and sew it little sweaters.

ps. I totally couldn't talk myself out of opening the article that had Harry Potters ass. And my review is: magical;)