Uhm.

"Sometimes I'm a bad boy."

- Frederic, the Prince von Anhalt, husband of 90-year-old actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, on his alleged decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith. Uhm. Yeah. Yuck.

Also, as the weirdness continues to escalate, it seems Anna Nicole's half-sister believes that the baby could be the progeny of sperm frozen by Anna Nicole's late husband J. Howard Marshall. For those keeping score: that's one photographer, one lawyer, one Prince, and one dead billionaire claiming possibly paternity. Gawker also mentions a weird sort-of connection to Paris Hilton. Who may be the daddy. I'm thinking of throwing my name in there before it's too late.