You could get salmonella.

Stuff:

¶ Scott McClellan, the most recent and highest-ranking advisor to leap off the H.M.S. President Bush well after that boat sank, was invited and has accepted an invitation to appear before Congress to testify about the cover up and potential obstruction of justice by senior White House officials in the Valerie Plame leak. He'll appear on June 20.

¶ Dare I say it? Oh, of course I do: ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES! Not very clever on my part, but there you have it. If they were all gems, I'd be getting paid for this nonsense. Anyway, don't eat the tomatoes. You could get salmonella. Cherry and grape tomatoes are supposedly OK, but I'm just going to skip them for the time being. You won't be able to get sliced tomato on your burger for a while, either, as the big chains are all yanking them. Am I right to be angry that I go to great lengths to avoid eating meat, and they still manage to smear my veggies with chicken poo? Factory farming, my friends: it's bad news, I'm tellin' ya.

¶ I could tinkle I'm so excited about this. Golden Girls' reunion at the TV Land Awards. If you call me Sunday night, something better be on fire. And it better not be the TiVo.

Comments

[shan]

Ya know what annoys me about the tomato thing? Are the people that are getting sick, not washing the fruit??

Cuz, if there is poop on the tomatoes, yeah that's gross. But isn't it gross to eat fruit and veggies without washing them first too?? And if that's why people got sick- why are the rest of us being penalized for other peoples lack of common sense?

I wash my tomatoes. So why can't I use them? I'm outraged.

:)