Because I don't understand Twitter. No, really. I'm "following" 10 people (including Mr. Rosserford). And every day I log in and stare at the stream of posts: A lot of them are from Roger Ebert; some (Wil Wheaton's, especially) give me a chuckle; but most of them are just a series of symbols and hyperlinks with no coherent story. It's like I walked in on a group of cool kids talking entirely in inside jokes. And it's not fair! I want to be cool, too!
Oh, fine. You know what, Twitter? You can keep your cool: I'm totally comfortable with my level of coolness. I'll figure you out eventually. And when I do, I'll # your @@ until you can't RT yo momma!
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